🔥 Street Credibility: Peter Obi’s Solid Moves vs Reno Omokri’s Waka Pass Drama 🔥*
Listen up, Nigerians! Reno Omokri dey here throwing pure gbosa from him keyboard like say him be political prophet. But make we dissect this mumu talk one by one. This dude’s entire argument na hot air and bitter beer parlour gossip. Peter Obi dey stand like rock while Omokri dey blow dust for our eyes.
🗣️ 1. “Obi No Know Him Party?” Omokri, You Dey Hallucinate!*
Omokri yarn say Obi dey confuse between Labour Party and ADC. BULLSHIT! Obi don announce clear clear: “I’m going to contest for President of Nigeria under Labour Party”. He even shut down VP rumours: “Nobody has ever discussed that with me”. Meanwhile, Omokri dey front for Tinubu like paid influencer—na who really dey confused?
🍛 2. “Serving Food Na Mid-Life Crisis?” Omokri, You No Get Home Training?*
Omokri call Obi’s charity service “from serving food to opening restaurant”. ABEG SHUT UP! The event na Jubilee of Hope—where big men like Cardinal Onaiyekan and senators dey serve vulnerable Nigerians. Obi explain am: “Leadership is service. Humility is my life”. But Omokri, instead of praising kindness, dey leak hate like busted pipe. Na him dey suffer “pull-him-down syndrome”.
🎯 3. “Obi No Know Where Him Dey Live?” Omokri, You Be Joker!*
Claiming Obi dey switch between Onitsha and Lagos? WEAK ATTEMPT! Obi na Anambra son with national influence. Him dey connect grassroots—unlike Tinubu wey dey hide in Aso Rock. Omokri’s gossip no fit change Obi’s integrity as governor wey sweep him own house.
💣 4. Omokri’s Hypocrisy: Tinubu’s Attack Dog*
While Omokri dey mock Obi’s charity, him dey ignore Tinubu’s failures: Economy on life support? Silence. Insecurity everywhere? Crickets. Instead, him dey bark: “Nigeria needs Tinubu!”. Abi na madness? Na so paid agents dey sell their conscience for pot of porridge.
🚨 5. 2027 Reality: Obi’s Strategy vs Omokri’s Propaganda*
Obi dey build coalition with ADC to unite opposition. Smart move! But Omokri dey twist am as “confusion”. Meanwhile, analysts confirm: Only Obi-Atiku combo fit shake Tinubu. But Omokri—blind by hatred—no fit see the bigger picture.
💥 FINAL BLAST: RENO OMOKRI NA POLITICAL HUSTLER*
Social Media Clout Chaser: Uses Obi’s name for engagement like poverty entrepreneur. Tinubu’s Lapdog: Sells fake “Gospeller” image while pushing godfather agenda. Charity Hater: Mocks service to the poor—showing zero humanity.
📌 Conclusion: Obi Stands Tall, Omokri Dey Crawl*
Peter Obi dey serve Nigeria with truth and sweat. Reno Omokri? Professional wailing wailer wey dey chase clout with expired vibes. Obi’s track record clean pass Omokri’s entire CV. Obi to the world; Omokri to the dustbin of history!
“When your enemy dey throw stone, you throw back yam”—because na only truth fit bury lies. 🔥
Omokri locked in. Bon appétit! 🍲
